Episode Title:
Cable Day.
Episode Description:
Fight 1: Each fighter is supposed to make a meal out of their opponent so Mills Lane could eat it. Emeril Lagasse is cooked into a meal. Fight 2: Jesse Camp's idiosyncratic speech and voice cause Mills Lane to believe that Jesse has brain damage. Mills "euthanizes" him by hitting an elbow drop on his neck, breaking it. Featuring Monica. Fight 3: The fighters fight in a game show-like deathmatch with elements from Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune. Alex Trebek is repeatedly crushed to death when he is forced into a compactor-device adorned with spikes whenever he answers his questions incorrectly. Pat Sajak is sliced up by the rapidly spinning wheel after he is lowered into it after incorrectly guessing the Puzzle of Punishment phrase.
