Episode Title:
Tortoise Beats Hare.
Episode Description:
As the opening credits appear, Bugs Bunny comes on the screen while eating an obligatory carrot and absent-mindedly begins reading them, grossly mispronouncing them in the process (e.g. /əˈvɛrɪ/ for "Avery" over the correct /ˈeɪvərɪ/). As he finishes, he sees the name of the cartoon and becomes exasperated, spitting out his mouthful of the carrot he was eating. He then goes on a rant saying "those guys don't know what they're talking about" before calling them out as 'jerks.' Bugs then claims to work for them but in another slight meltdown rips apart the opening credits to reveal a set behind them, during which he begins looking for Cecil Turtle until he finds his house, where, after a brief conversation, he bets Cecil ten dollars that he can beat him in a race. Cecil accepts and, as the race begins several days later, he finds a public telephone and, using it, calls in his cousin Chester and eight others, all of whom look and sound like Cecil...
