American Dad! Season 9 Episode 5 Why Can't We Be Friends? Episode Title:Why Can't We Be Friends?.Episode Description:Stan decides that Snot is not cool enough to be Steve's friend, so he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs.